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Time for Some Fresh Fucks in 2014

Time for Some Fresh Fucks in 2014

Around this time of year, I review my top fucks for 2013 and head toward 2014. But not this year.

While 2013 did contain some good ass worth recalling (like Chris the escort who seems to be all over the place these days, a hot Indy bottom, a Baltimore hottie, along with one or two others), it was not a banner year for me and breeding.

In fact, I’d consider myself a bit off my game.

All totaled up for 2013, I made 213 deposits, 31 stealths and actually took 11 in my own ass.

Yes, I’ve been bottoming.

A top must never be complacent in his skill set. Being open to the possibilities is a must. Normally these topping sessions occur in conjunction with a massage session, where a therapist takes the time to relax me and allow me to open up, so to speak.

But a couple of times, it’s just been a beautiful cock and I really didn’t feel like sucking it until it came. And it seemed like such a waste to let it go someplace else when I had a perfectly good ass I could back up to the gloryhole.

Into 2014

Like 2013, I will be traveling extensively and hoping for new asses to breed. Don’t worry, I’m not going bottom on anyone. But I’ll probably supplement my load counts with loads in my ass with the truly versatiles out there — not that there are many available.

I’d like to see my numbers grow this year, although let’s face it — I’m no spring chicken. At 46, a lot of the younger bucks run away and the old farts (like me) are chasing young bucks.

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Elite Male Massages Just a Rebranded Aveda Robert

Changing His Brand & His Price

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Robert

Also known as Aveda Robert Opens new window of a page on this blog
Advertises on Craigslist.org in Therapeutic Services Open-New-Window-External
Also lists himself at EliteMaleMassages.com Open-New-Window-External

Highlights

bullet White male, thirties, beefy, claims to be bisexual but married to a woman, Woodstock/Kennesaw/Marietta area of Atlanta’s Northwest Suburbs
bullet Massages fully clothed
bullet Swedish with some sports incorporated
bullet Massages on professional table, usually at your home
bullet Starts at $135 an hour — way overpriced compared to others but does travel to the farther Northwestern Suburbs

bullet 
Will provide awkward happy ending, roughly handling cock
two-and-a-half-stars out of five stars rating

When I wrote about Robert Opens new window of a page on this blog originally, I called him “Aveda Robert,” due to his affinity for the company’s products. His preference for these high-end products seemed to attempt to make up for his own shortcomings in the bodywork arts.

I’m not alone in those opinions.

Another reader agreed, sending a comment to this blog Opens new window of a page on this blog, even suggesting that his license could be fraudulent.

As anyone with a little marketing knowledge knows. Bad press? Time to rebrand.

That’s what Aveda Robert has done. He’s not completely shed his love for Aveda products, still mentioning it on his new website and mentioning in his ads that “we… pride ourselves in using only the best products.”

I’d be happy with Jergen’s Lotion if I got a really good massage.

What did you think of Robert’s massage?

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Aveda Robert: More Substance than Technique

Aveda Robert: More Substance than Technique

More About the Product than Technique

Robert

Advertises on Craigslist.org in Therapeutic Services Open-New-Window-External

Highlights

bullet White male, thirties, beefy, claims to be bisexual but married to a woman, Woodstock/Kennesaw/Marietta area of Atlanta’s Northwest Suburbs
bullet Massages fully clothed
bullet Swedish with some sports incorporated
bullet Massages on professional table, usually at your home
bullet Generally costs $150 or overpriced compared to others but does travel to the farther Northwestern Suburbs

bullet 
Will provide awkward happy ending, roughly handling cock

robert-avedatwo-and-a-half-stars out of five stars rating

Robert loves his Aveda products. And you will hear all about him and Aveda. He always has something new from Aveda and will often brag about it. He will brag about all the work he does, who he massages. He won’t get into any specifics. After all, he’s in the “music biz.” But he knows people. And he claims they’ve experienced the best in massage from him.

If this is his best, then you’re not in for a treat.

Robert is truly a nice guy and maybe he believes his own bullshit, but it’s all that: Bullshit. Robert can, when he feels like it, deliver a good massage. I’ve engaged him three times (because he lives near me) and sometimes it’s damn good. But too often, it’s just okay. I’ve been left wanting, both from the happy ending and the massage. He gets so wrapped up in telling me just how good he is to actually be good.

He is married with a couple of kids, so if your fantasy is to get jerked off by a married guy, then all means, hire him. And Robert can talk a big game about getting fucked. But when it comes down to it, he doesn’t really want it. He’ll just provide a solid massage, ask you a few provocative questions and attempt to jerk you off. He’s not very skilled at the jerk off practice either.

It’s awkward.

I mean, it’s like he’s slapping a hot dog against a wall. I like a bit more fineness than that.

All the while, he’s telling you about the last hot chick he massaged and her wet pussy. Not really my cup of tea. But okay there. Maybe it’s yours.

What did you think of Robert’s massage?

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Bryan: Talks a Big Game But Can’t Deliver Intimacy

Bryan: Talks a Big Game But Can’t Deliver Intimacy

Talks a Big Game But Can’t Deliver

Bryan Kelly

Profile on MasseurFinder.com as Ecstasy Spa Open-New-Window-External and MassageM4M.com as Mixed Massage Arts Open-New-Window-External
His profile is also listed on RentBoy.com as Bryan Kelly XXX Open-New-Window-External
His online cell is listed as (404) 668-3123

Highlights

bullet Claims thirties but actually in his forties (although photographs well), white, dirty blond curly hair, photos improve on reality
bullet Massages nude or in shorts
bullet Claims several modalities including body scrubs, deep tissue, hydrotherapy (he showers with you or may float in the hot tub with you), reflexology, sensual, shiatsu, Swedish, tandem massage (in other words, mutual touch allowed), Thai, Watsu, Yoga instruction
bullet Massages on a mattress on the floor in a room dedicated to massage; it is not ideally set up for massage; it’s empty and uses the speaker of his iPod to project some sound
bullet He has a roommate who is often present in the house and I sense was jealous of what was occurring but did not interfere
bullet Just north of I-285 (the Perimeter) in Sandy Springs
bullet One note: While Bryan will claim he is not a “smoker,” he is an intense user of marijuana as a self-medication to his attention deficit; this lack of attention is prevalent throughout the session and the smell of smoke well beyond pot permeates both him, his breath and the residence, which could use a good cleaning
bullet Bryan also works as an escort

two-and-a-half-stars out of five stars rating

Bryan-Kelly-Massage-AtlantaI know I shouldn’t get high hopes. After all, everybody lies. But the description Bryan Kelly once supplied on one of his online entries was just too enticing to pass up. He’d wash you off in the shower and then begin the massage in a hot tub before moving to a table to continue the ecstasy that would bring your whole body to a shuddering end.

Now I’ve been extraordinarily explicit about my thing when it comes to smokers Opens new window of a page on this blog, so I always ask about that particular vice. And Bryan, like most, answered in the negative. Indeed, he didn’t with one caveat. His vice for smoking happened to be the Mary Jane and that vice proved to be in-tense. So intense, he might as well been smoking Marlboro Menthol’s.

Considering his body was as good as it was, I did struggle a little. But up close, you could tell the lie he expounds online — that he’s in his thirties. He’s not. He’s in his mid-forties. Now I happen to be in my mid-forties and it wouldn’t have stopped me from engaging him. But what the photos do not show is that the blond hairs are really more silver than gold.

He had a bit more sag than we can see and more wrinkles.

Nonetheless, Bryan is extraordinarily good looking. And he does have a good personality, if a bit chatty. He’d build up some good sexual tension then break it with a conversation. Not something I’d expect, except perhaps he wanted it to happen because he doesn’t “fuck” with massage clients. I’d need to be a different client for that — in particular, one for his RentBoy.com profile Open-New-Window-External.

As expected, his massage lacked detailed technique and focus. He’d get distracted and not quite go symmetrically. With most massage therapists, they’d work on the left side for a while then the right for an equal amount of time. Not so with Bryan. That lack of focus really cut into his value of points.

But his good looks and nice personality does make up for some of it.

In the end, because he did get me off with a little oral action, he charged me extra. Not something I thought was fair since his constant chatter never took advantage of the opportunity to build up some sexual tension. I know we’re in an odd, awkward situation, but for goodness sake, we can generate a little sexual tension.

Bryan-Kelly-Massage-Atlanta-2That said, he is a nice guy and his ability at massage isn’t completely horrible. He’d greatly benefit in a professional table investment, allowing him to put some pressure on the client. He’d also better be able to identify problem areas that need work in the therapeutic portions of the time.

And like Antonio Opens new window of a page on this blog, where pricing keeps changing, Bryan needs to choose a rate and stick to it. If he needs to resort to oral to getting a guy off, pricing doesn’t go up $50 because his hand skills can’t seem to work enough magic.

Truth was he just didn’t shut the fuck up long enough and let me concentrate on his body. His mouth kept opening and instead I kept hearing too much crap rather than butch sex talk.

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Daved (or David): Once Muscled, Now Wasted by Tina

Daved (or David): Once Muscled, Now Wasted by Tina

Once Muscled, Now Wasted by Tina

Daved (or David)

Available on MasseurFinder.com as TheNakedMasseur Link Opens in a New Window

Highlights

bullet Fortysomething years old, 6-foot-1-inch, 165 pounds or less, small waist
bullet Massages nude
bullet Claims Swedish, deep tissue and sports; at one point probably was talented
bullet Massages on a table or a bed; table is in a living room; bed might sometimes includes his roommate who’s usually texting
bullet 60 minutes for $65, but he like money and cum, so he might do it for less or for a load

bullet I-85 near Clairmont Road, just off Northeast Expressway; sketchy The Avenues Apartment complex

Muscle-bound Daved? David isn't like this any more. This photo is obviously from years ago.

two-out-of-five-stars rating

Both Daved and Antonio Opens a new window from this blog live in the same inexpensive apartment complex just off Interstate 85 — Daved in the back north corner while Antonio is in the southern front.

He’d sent the same photo posted here that’s also posted on his MasseurFinder profile Link Opens in a New Window.  It’s sad because it’s obvious this guy was once incredible. Or at least the photo appears to be of a man with an incredible body. Based on what I saw and experienced, indeed he did.

He seemed anxious when I arrived, but I later figured out had to be from the use of crystal meth. He wasn’t tweaked out of his gourd — a saving grace considering the massage.

But our massage time was interrupted because he kept leaving supposedly to warm up the oil. I didn’t need the oil warmed up. I needed a massage. His work lacked a steady nature but he’d obviously been trained at some point, so his own muscle memory betrayed the “hurry up to the fucking” part.

He did happen to be naked and his former musculature was apparent, although he’d obviously not cared for his skin very well. Additionally, he rather likes having his nipples yanked, bitten and abused, so they’re rather distorted and out of whack.

The good news is Daved goes bareback without hesitation. He’ll give you a blowjob. Swallow. And gladly take your cock up his ass.

The bad news is basically he’s pretty passive. If I’m going to get a massage (and pay for it), I expect the masseur to get me off. If I’m lucky enough to fuck him, I want him to climb on board and ride me.

Moreover, the sensual experience leading up to the explosive ending should be a journey. It should have me at the doorstep of orgasm when he slides me inside. Basically, for the hour or 90 minutes prior, I should have been teased so my leaking cock is ready.

Instead, I ended up taking control, bending him over the table and fucking him senseless.

Rather than paying the full amount, he was so glad I bred him, he wanted less money.

A few months later, he invited me to come by again for a “free massage.” When I stopped off, I wasn’t the first to arrive and massage wasn’t happening. He was on the bed getting fucked while his roommate seemingly ignored things and texted. And this time, Daved/David was tweaked out of his gourd.

No thank you.