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Q&A: What’s a Bottom to Do When a Top Flakes?

Q&A: What’s a Bottom to Do When a Top Flakes?

Oh grand-master of all unholy cum-union:

Pray tell how would you rule. I had a punk scheduled (known as a demon-fuck) who I have known since he was 18. He is thirtysomething now, hardcore bareback top.

Does one excuse the TOTAL FLAKING without a peep until three days later? Does one play hard to get or does one just keep the barn-door open for the damn fool to plant his seed whenever he comes through?

I would have written to ‘Dear Abby’ but the old lady might have had stroke…

Yours truly,

An unrepentant follower of the raw, fearless, guilt-free passion-of-the-flesh

P.S. Still desperately short of the multiple loads I had planned to take by now.

Bottoms Available at the Convenience of a Top

You are a bottom. You are available whenever and at the convenience of any top.

That does assume he is a true top — flake or not. A top must be able to …

  • Get hard
  • Maintain an erection
  • Fuck
  • Cum inside

Tops are not required to…

  • Talk dirty
  • Fuck in a particular position
  • Pleasure or get off the bottom
  • Arrive on time
  • Fuck hard, slow, rough or some particular way
  • Provide a minimum (or maximum) inches in an endowment
  • Provide any explanation of his actions preceding, during or following the breeding
  • Provide poppers, lube, towels, etc. or any accommodation for the bottom

You are a bottom. You are available only for service to and for the top.

Any other conversation is worthless.

Open the barn-door. The problem isn’t with the tops. It’s with you. That’s why you aren’t getting loads.

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Gay Sex Guides

Gay Sex Guides

Gay Sex Guides Content

The gay sex guides are listed in alphabetical order by topic.

 

ATLANTA
Escorts & Massage Therapists Opens new window of a page on this blog Reviews of some of Atlanta’s massage therapists and escorts in and around the city
Getting Laid Opens new window of a page on this blog Best days and times along with when and where in Atlanta
The Not-So-Sleazy Side to Atlanta Opens new window of a page on this blog Wondering where to stay to be close to action?
The Sleazy Side to Atlanta Opens new window of a page on this blog Insight into the hook-up hotels, sleazier nightclubs and other underbelly destinations, including the ones listed below
green bulletAdult Bookstore: Inserection Opens new window of a page on this blog One admission price, no hassle for any hookups
green bulletSex Club: Eros Opens new window of a page on this blog Best bareback sex opportunity place when it’s open late night, especially on weekends
green bulletSex Club: Manifest Opens new window of a page on this blog More of a blowjob destination although the Atlanta CumUnion is hosted here
green bulletStrippers: BJ Roosters Opens new window of a page on this blog The go-go boys can get a little frisky here if you can stand the smoky interior
green bulletStrippers: Bliss Opens new window of a page on this blog This is the club you can miss
green bulletStrippers: Swinging Richards Opens new window of a page on this blog High end and high priced, but a lot of fun

BATHHOUSE
Bathhouse Tips for the Newbie
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Everything you need to know for your first time at a gay bathhouse

GETTING FUCKED
Getting Fucked by iBLASTinside
 Opens new window of a page on this blog So you want to get fucked by Mark Benston? Here’s what he looks for in a bottom…
green bulletHow to get iBLASTinside to set up a group for you (if you’re a bottom) Opens new window of a page on this blog

GLORYHOLE
Gloryhole Etiquette
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Everything you ever needed to know to giving and getting sex at a gloryhole

MALE POPULATION
The Male Population
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Mark Bentson aka iBLASTinside breaks down the male population into groups as he sees them in his own structure

ORGY
How to Host a Gay Orgy
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Miss Manners would approve if Miss Manners were really a drag queen
green bulletiBLASTinside’s version of strip poker for gay men Opens new window of a page on this blog
green bulletFriday Fog Fuck Fest theme party Opens new window of a page on this blog

POPPERS
Guide to Poppers
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Those nice inhalants and how they enhance a sexual experience

STEALTHING
What Is Stealthing?
 Opens new window of a page on this blog The top slips his cock raw inside an unsuspecting bottom.
green bulletTop Ten Stealthing Tips Opens new window of a page on this blog For the top or bottom, how to give or get a load if the other party is reluctant to go raw.

SERVICE PROVIDERS
Being a Better Service Provider
Opens new window of a page on this blog Guide to men providing better service (especially strippers, go-go boys, massage therapists, bartenders, waiters, retailers or anyone in the service industry)

 

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Happy Ending Erotic Therapeutic Massage Atlanta

Atlanta Massage Therapists Highlighted in New Section on iBLASTinside.com

Already I’ve head from a few people they love the new section where I highlight the massage therapists from Atlanta. I wanted to highlight the people who provide good therapeutic service but also add that little extra — that is, add on a happy ending to the process. I believe this is a must to any good massage.

I know some of you will protest. I don’t give a shit. I think most straight and gay men alike will agree this is what men really need to achieve a good experience.

Fuck.

I believe women would prefer it too.

So here’s the page you can find it at, my Massage M4M page Opens new window of a page on this blog.

Below are the reviews currently available.

Enjoy.

Evaluation Criteria

I am using the following to evaluate and grade each massage therapist:

  • The therapist’s ability to provide a good therapeutic massage;
  • Connect on an emotional and/or spiritual level with the client (me);
  • And provide a basic happy ending (preferably without requiring me to jerk myself off or even snort poppers Opens a new window from this blog).

Therapists earn more for their techniques, abilities, value and sensuality. And if a therapist happens to bareback, that’s a huge bonus, of course. But that won’t save you from a bad review (just check out Daved below, who’s so tweaked out isn’t worth it).

Atlanta’s Male Massage Therapists, Masseurs & bodywork specialists

Listed in Alphabetical order based on their known names (many are not their “real” names).

one-and-a-half stars out of five rating

Antonio

PRO: Hot Latino, great body, available nude
CON: Rush, can’t massage, extra cost to get you off

two-and-a-half-stars out of five stars ratingEcstasy-Spa-Bryan-Massage

Bryan Kelly

aka Ecstasy Spa or Mixed Massage Arts

PRO: Nice body, friendly
CON: Costly, older than advertised, intense smoker

two-out-of-five-stars rating

Muscle-bound Daved? David isn't like this any moreDaved

aka David

PRO: Barebacks, bottoms, once had a great body
CON: Tweaked out, rough skin

three-out-of-five-star rating

Haixing

aka Lucky Good Hands

PRO: Actually massages well, sexually teases, inexpensive
CON: No happy ending, no privacy, no nudity

four-out-of-five-stars ratingChest of Ramses or TheBestHandsGA Massage Therapist

Ramses

aka TheBestHands or TheBestHandsGA

PRO: Great massages, beautiful body
CON: Doesn’t like mutual touch, afraid of cum

two-and-a-half-stars out of five stars ratingAveda-Robert-Massage

Robert

aka Aveda Robert

PRO: Inconsistent massage quality, very chatty
CON: Relies on Aveda products, afraid of cum

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Ramses or TheBestHands or TheBestHandsGa

TheBestHands Works Out the Knots

Ramses

Available on MasseurFinder.com as TheBestHandsGa Open-New-Window-External and TheBestHands Open-New-Window-External
Email Ramses at MassagesByRamses@gmail.com mail
Also advertises on Craigslist.org in Therapeutic Services Open-New-Window-External

ramses-chest Highlights

bullet 32 year old, Latino, smooth, toned, 5-foot 8-inch, black hair, light goatee, non-smoker
bullet Massages in his briefs
bullet Deep tissue & Swedish combination with hot stones, cranial sacral & trigger point elements
bullet Massages on a table in a clean, serene space dedicated to massage
bullet 60 minutes for $80 or 90 minutes for $120 (in call) every day but Sunday
bullet Located in northwestern Atlanta/Buckhead between I-85 and Highway 400 near Lenox inside a gated apartment community
bullet Ramses has roommates but good privacy
bullet Happy endings as a hand-job

four-out-of-five-stars rating

Sometimes it’s about the massage.

In the past, I’ve just been lucky in my distant past to have massage therapists who give great massage and happy endings Opens new window of a page on this blog, but it’s been a while since that happened. Since then, I’ve been on a search for the perfect combination.

I’ll admit. For a while, I settled on a straight therapist who gave great massage but never touched my dick. My happy ending happened to be when he cradled my head in his broad hands and did something with his finger tips to seemingly cause tingles down my spine then he’d balance my Chakras. Now I’m not much of one for such bullshit, but I’ll admit I actually felt something and I felt better.

ramses-IIWhen I saw Ramses ad, I felt a little tingle too, but not in the same places as the straight guy.

I always like the exotics, that’s no secret. Ramses didn’t seem stuck-up, like a lot of the other guys. His rates were reasonable and he answered all my questions, assuring he was indeed trained in massage.

His massage space was well-lit and warm with one of those running water meditation things. Ramses was shy, or so it seemed. He didn’t try to engage in conversation at all other than asking me if I had any issues.

He stripped down to briefs. But his large nipples and naturally smooth, taught body proved to be a joy to watch (at least when I was face up).

The room was warm, linens clean and smelled fresh without some overpowering scent.

His hands weren’t large but I’ve got to tell you, those fingers found their way into some deep knots. His deep tissue techniques were truly deep to the point of getting a little painful. But when he really reached into some painful moments with his fingers and elbow, he would let his other hand venture to my butt cheeks and down toward my taint.

Pain and pleasure.

That mixture truly worked and reminded me to take deep breaths through it.

As our time progressed, he progressively got more sensual. Unfortunately, my hand would brush against him as well and I could sense this was something he did not like (which I later confirmed). Although he would tolerate mutual touch, his preference was to work on his client.

No problem, of course except that he had one of those bodies one might want to touch.

He did venture into my crack but his fingers barely touched my bunghole, even as I’d told him that I showered prior to my arrival. This seems to be a trend among most massage therapists. Unless he advertises prostate massage, he’ll stay away from the asshole. I don’t get why just touching it is so verboten.

When I flipped over, Ramses provided some terrific cranial sacral therapy beginning with just a touch of aromatherapy to open up my sinuses (which can get clogged when you’re face-down for an hour). He also integrated a little trigger point into this and I found that I started to relax nicely.

He worked on my arms and legs more before heading toward my cock to get intensely sensual. I did ask him to take off his shorts at this point. He hesitated but obliged so I got a wonderful view of his ass. He clenched his ass so my fingertips never accidentally ventured too deep. His uncut cock never really inflated any, showing me just how uninterested he happened to be in me and why he seemed to pull away.

Nothing close to oral ever happened and despite my assurance that my nipples provided absolutely no stimulation, his non-jacking hand seemed to work on my upper body. I’d informed Ramses that my erotic spots were all around my nutsack but maybe the language barrier prevented him from getting my concept.

Nonetheless, after 90 minutes of relaxation, touching and attention by a man with a gorgeous body and his expert manipulation of my cock, I found myself on the edge without any poppers.

When I cum, I begin shooting copious amounts early before I actually experience the orgasm. My cockhead swells and a lot of white spunk begins to spill out. He suddenly wants to stop. I encourage him on. He barely jerks me though it before he’s out the door, headed to bathroom to clean his hands.

Um…. you can’t get anything from jerking a guy off.

The boy was afraid of cum.

Forget about fucking him (or him fucking you, although he’s definitely a bottom).

And I was a little disappointed by the ending. But as I considered the whole experience, I realized just how competent Ramses happened to be. Impressively so. His massage truly provides “relief” from life’s stresses. His handjob work got me off sans poppers and I enjoyed it. If he relaxed a little and didn’t fear the sperm, it would be perfect.

Who am I kidding? It would be perfect if he sat on my cock.

ramses-ad

Antonio: Hot Latino But He Can’t Massage

Antonio: Hot Latino But He Can’t Massage

Hot Latino, Lackluster Massage Session

Antonio Silva

Profile on Manworks.com as Antonio Silva Open-New-Window-External
His online cell is listed as (404) 969-6008
Also advertises on Craigslist.org in Therapeutic Services Open-New-Window-External

Highlights

bullet 26 years old, Dominican and Brazilian,  6 foot 3 inch, 195 pounds, naturally smooth
bullet Massages nude if you pay him an additional $10
bullet Claims several modalities including deep tissue, Thai and Swedish; each modality costs an extra $20 beyond the base Swedish
bullet Massages on table or floor; space is his bedroom and cluttered, not dedicated to massage
bullet 
I-85 near Clairmont Road, just off Northeast Expressway; sketchy The Avenues Apartment complex

one-and-a-half stars out of five rating

I visited Antonio one day after work. He lived in an inexpensive apartment complex just off Interstate 85 (just like Daved Opens a new window from this blog) with at least two other Latino men, neither of whom were as good-looking as him. Antonio stood at least six-foot-three and very smooth. His apartment was a wreck and his room wasn’t tidy at all. From my arrival, he began “up-selling” me.

The massage was $60 but him naked would be another $10. For another $20, we could get one of the other Latinos to join in (and another $10 for the Latino to be naked). On it went.

I did ask for Antonio to be naked. His body proved to be beautiful. However, his dick would hang limply throughout our time together.

His massage lacked finesse or any true technique. He’d obviously not been trained, if at all. I paid an extra $20 for what he called a “Thai” massage. Fuck if all he did was slick us up with Neutrogena body oil and rubbed our bodies together with no thought, no sensuality, no effort to make a connection with me.

Anytime an ad says, “no rushing,” you can bet that he rushes. And he does. I didn’t get anywhere close to the promised amount of time as he had someone else coming over.

While I was promised the happy ending, his skill in touch and sensitivity also lacked in ability to jerk off. He didn’t offer any oral, although I thought at some point he’d say for another $20, I could get a blowjob and another $50 I could get anal. His ass happened to be gorgeous and I’d actually coughed up the cash if ass would have been on the table.

It wasn’t. He probably just wanted me out of there.

He seemed a little indignant when I refused to jerk myself off when he wasn’t successful. Didn’t matter anyway because someone who couldn’t pretend to be interested in me for a half an hour and acted so interested in the man coming a little later wasn’t worth a load.

I left, unsatisfied and never planning to visit again, which is sad considering just how good-looking he happens to be.

What Do You Think?

Rate Antonio if you’ve been to him by clicking the star rating on this page.

Also take a moment to write you own UNCENSORED review below in the comments section. Unlike the massage sites, iBLASTinside.com prints all reviews, negative and positive.

 

One of Antonio’s Ads from Atlanta’s Craigslist, Therapeutic Section

 

Another-Antonio

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