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Hanging Chad

Hanging Chad

Chad-Massage-TherapistI’ve pissed off the massage therapist blond Chad Opens new window of a page on this blog.

First, I enjoyed myself. I wanted to hit him up again for another session.

Second, I’d gotten a few e-mails from folks asking if the hottie ever would entertain barebacking.

Chad had written me a nice note thanking me for the review shortly after it appeared. I’d e-mailed it to him.

Apparently he forgot it.

For all the nice things I wrote, he focused on one section:

I’d like to say he’s a little down on his luck, but his attitude seems so cheerful as he’s figuring out where he wants to go. Or maybe he’s just a wandering gypsy nowadays. … since his hotel room is so damn small, he can’t really accommodate a massage table.

After a little exchange where he seemed confused after thanking me for my review, he sent me this:

I am by no means down on my luck, or a nomad. I know exactly what I want out of life. I still have no idea where the bareback thing came from.

I’m not really worried about what people say about me online. I put myself out there so I expect a certain amount of bitterness. You can’t please everyone.

I got another response.

I’m actually a very happy person. I make tons of money and work at my own pace. No I do not bb.

Let me explain my reasoning. Perhaps Chad is just frugal. I don’t mean to assign anyone’s particular motivations to their choice of accommodations. But when it comes to cheap chain hotels, Chad at least stepped it up from one that didn’t leave the light on for him. However, the $39.99 a night on the nearby interstate didn’t help making it seem a little low-end.

I usually respect people and a certain degree of their privacy. When I wrote that his room was small, it was tiny. Moreover, Chad’s belongings were crammed and stacked — neatly — into absolutely every single space. The path from the door (by the bathroom door) went to the end of the bed. Both sides of the bed were crammed full.

I don’t doubt he’s about as “happy” as he could be — or at least he’s got a great attitude. And I know some people are nomadic, enjoying traveling the planet. Hell, if I were young and hot, I think I’d do it.

No bitterness was intended. I always explain the space where the therapist works. Is it a tidy, tranquil, dedicated massage space, the messy dorm-like room or are you afraid a teetering mountain of belongings stacked to the ceiling might tip over and fall upon you? I believe that this is important information for a client to consider.

I like Chad. I still do. But he’s extra sensitive, snaps back fast and can’t take the reviews he’s going to be subject to in his profession.

I’m not going to drop his rating. I still want you all to support him when he visits. But keep in mind, he’s got ‘tude.

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Atlanta M4M Massage Therapists Opens new window of a page on this blog

Happy Ending Erotic Therapeutic Massage AtlantaReviews of massage therapists in and around the Atlanta area. Discover who does a good job, who does a lousy job; who will get you off, who won’t; who fucks, who doesn’t; who can provide a technically sound massage, who can’t rub the right way; who connects with their client, who can’t find a connection; and overall those who match their ad, those who fail to look like the pics.

bullet Andrew (3½ stars)
bullet Antonio (1½ stars)
bullet Bryan Kelly aka Ecstasy Spa or Mixed Massage Arts (2½ stars)
bullet Chad aka Blond Chad (4 stars)
bullet Coach Bill (3½ stars)
bullet Daved aka David (2 stars)
bullet Haixing aka Lucky Good Hands (3 stars)
bullet Ramses aka TheBestHands, TheBestHandsGA (4 stars)
bullet Rob Dean (3½ stars)
bullet Robert aka Aveda Robert (2½ stars)

 

iBLASTinside's Bareback Porn Star ProfileBareback Porn Star Profiles

Discussions with porn performers who go raw. Mark Bentson aka iBLASTinside talks with these performers about their lives in front of the camera and behind the scenes. Why bareback? What turns them on? All the questions you’d love to find out from hot porn men you may know or you now want to know.

bullet Bareback Bottom (and sometimes versatile) Joshua Chandler, most recently with RawFuckClub.com and Dark Alley Opens new window of a page on this blog
bullet Hung British top Chris Front for Treasure Island Media Opens new window of a page on this blog

 

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They work as an escort and often claim to be safe in their profiles on rental websites but the truth is, they’ll go raw, you just have to ask. These men confess to Mark Bentson their secret times with clients, who bred whom and what really happens behind the scenes. Often you can learn more about these hour-hires and find out if you might be eligible to try their professional cock or hole or both on for size.

bullet John Peréz in Boston Opens new window of a page on this blog
bullet Anthony Taylor in Cleveland Opens new window of a page on this blog

 

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The gay sex guides are listed in alphabetical order by topic.

 

ATLANTA
Escorts & Massage Therapists Opens new window of a page on this blog Reviews of some of Atlanta’s massage therapists and escorts in and around the city
Getting Laid Opens new window of a page on this blog Best days and times along with when and where in Atlanta
The Not-So-Sleazy Side to Atlanta Opens new window of a page on this blog Wondering where to stay to be close to action?
The Sleazy Side to Atlanta Opens new window of a page on this blog Insight into the hook-up hotels, sleazier nightclubs and other underbelly destinations, including the ones listed below
green bulletAdult Bookstore: Inserection Opens new window of a page on this blog One admission price, no hassle for any hookups
green bulletSex Club: Eros Opens new window of a page on this blog Best bareback sex opportunity place when it’s open late night, especially on weekends
green bulletSex Club: Manifest Opens new window of a page on this blog More of a blowjob destination although the Atlanta CumUnion is hosted here
green bulletStrippers: BJ Roosters Opens new window of a page on this blog The go-go boys can get a little frisky here if you can stand the smoky interior
green bulletStrippers: Bliss Opens new window of a page on this blog This is the club you can miss
green bulletStrippers: Swinging Richards Opens new window of a page on this blog High end and high priced, but a lot of fun

BATHHOUSE
Bathhouse Tips for the Newbie
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Everything you need to know for your first time at a gay bathhouse

GETTING FUCKED
Getting Fucked by iBLASTinside
 Opens new window of a page on this blog So you want to get fucked by Mark Benston? Here’s what he looks for in a bottom…
green bulletHow to get iBLASTinside to set up a group for you (if you’re a bottom) Opens new window of a page on this blog

GLORYHOLE
Gloryhole Etiquette
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Everything you ever needed to know to giving and getting sex at a gloryhole

MALE POPULATION
The Male Population
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Mark Bentson aka iBLASTinside breaks down the male population into groups as he sees them in his own structure

ORGY
How to Host a Gay Orgy
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Miss Manners would approve if Miss Manners were really a drag queen
green bulletiBLASTinside’s version of strip poker for gay men Opens new window of a page on this blog
green bulletFriday Fog Fuck Fest theme party Opens new window of a page on this blog

POPPERS
Guide to Poppers
 Opens new window of a page on this blog Those nice inhalants and how they enhance a sexual experience

STEALTHING
What Is Stealthing?
 Opens new window of a page on this blog The top slips his cock raw inside an unsuspecting bottom.
green bulletTop Ten Stealthing Tips Opens new window of a page on this blog For the top or bottom, how to give or get a load if the other party is reluctant to go raw.

SERVICE PROVIDERS
Being a Better Service Provider
Opens new window of a page on this blog Guide to men providing better service (especially strippers, go-go boys, massage therapists, bartenders, waiters, retailers or anyone in the service industry)

 

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Atlanta Massage Therapists Highlighted in New Section on iBLASTinside.com

Already I’ve head from a few people they love the new section where I highlight the massage therapists from Atlanta. I wanted to highlight the people who provide good therapeutic service but also add that little extra — that is, add on a happy ending to the process. I believe this is a must to any good massage.

I know some of you will protest. I don’t give a shit. I think most straight and gay men alike will agree this is what men really need to achieve a good experience.

Fuck.

I believe women would prefer it too.

So here’s the page you can find it at, my Massage M4M page Opens new window of a page on this blog.

Below are the reviews currently available.

Enjoy.

Evaluation Criteria

I am using the following to evaluate and grade each massage therapist:

  • The therapist’s ability to provide a good therapeutic massage;
  • Connect on an emotional and/or spiritual level with the client (me);
  • And provide a basic happy ending (preferably without requiring me to jerk myself off or even snort poppers Opens a new window from this blog).

Therapists earn more for their techniques, abilities, value and sensuality. And if a therapist happens to bareback, that’s a huge bonus, of course. But that won’t save you from a bad review (just check out Daved below, who’s so tweaked out isn’t worth it).

Atlanta’s Male Massage Therapists, Masseurs & bodywork specialists

Listed in Alphabetical order based on their known names (many are not their “real” names).

one-and-a-half stars out of five rating

Antonio

PRO: Hot Latino, great body, available nude
CON: Rush, can’t massage, extra cost to get you off

two-and-a-half-stars out of five stars ratingEcstasy-Spa-Bryan-Massage

Bryan Kelly

aka Ecstasy Spa or Mixed Massage Arts

PRO: Nice body, friendly
CON: Costly, older than advertised, intense smoker

two-out-of-five-stars rating

Muscle-bound Daved? David isn't like this any moreDaved

aka David

PRO: Barebacks, bottoms, once had a great body
CON: Tweaked out, rough skin

three-out-of-five-star rating

Haixing

aka Lucky Good Hands

PRO: Actually massages well, sexually teases, inexpensive
CON: No happy ending, no privacy, no nudity

four-out-of-five-stars ratingChest of Ramses or TheBestHandsGA Massage Therapist

Ramses

aka TheBestHands or TheBestHandsGA

PRO: Great massages, beautiful body
CON: Doesn’t like mutual touch, afraid of cum

two-and-a-half-stars out of five stars ratingAveda-Robert-Massage

Robert

aka Aveda Robert

PRO: Inconsistent massage quality, very chatty
CON: Relies on Aveda products, afraid of cum

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Bryan: Talks a Big Game But Can’t Deliver Intimacy

Bryan: Talks a Big Game But Can’t Deliver Intimacy

Talks a Big Game But Can’t Deliver

Bryan Kelly

Profile on MasseurFinder.com as Ecstasy Spa Open-New-Window-External and MassageM4M.com as Mixed Massage Arts Open-New-Window-External
His profile is also listed on RentBoy.com as Bryan Kelly XXX Open-New-Window-External
His online cell is listed as (404) 668-3123

Highlights

bullet Claims thirties but actually in his forties (although photographs well), white, dirty blond curly hair, photos improve on reality
bullet Massages nude or in shorts
bullet Claims several modalities including body scrubs, deep tissue, hydrotherapy (he showers with you or may float in the hot tub with you), reflexology, sensual, shiatsu, Swedish, tandem massage (in other words, mutual touch allowed), Thai, Watsu, Yoga instruction
bullet Massages on a mattress on the floor in a room dedicated to massage; it is not ideally set up for massage; it’s empty and uses the speaker of his iPod to project some sound
bullet He has a roommate who is often present in the house and I sense was jealous of what was occurring but did not interfere
bullet Just north of I-285 (the Perimeter) in Sandy Springs
bullet One note: While Bryan will claim he is not a “smoker,” he is an intense user of marijuana as a self-medication to his attention deficit; this lack of attention is prevalent throughout the session and the smell of smoke well beyond pot permeates both him, his breath and the residence, which could use a good cleaning
bullet Bryan also works as an escort

two-and-a-half-stars out of five stars rating

Bryan-Kelly-Massage-AtlantaI know I shouldn’t get high hopes. After all, everybody lies. But the description Bryan Kelly once supplied on one of his online entries was just too enticing to pass up. He’d wash you off in the shower and then begin the massage in a hot tub before moving to a table to continue the ecstasy that would bring your whole body to a shuddering end.

Now I’ve been extraordinarily explicit about my thing when it comes to smokers Opens new window of a page on this blog, so I always ask about that particular vice. And Bryan, like most, answered in the negative. Indeed, he didn’t with one caveat. His vice for smoking happened to be the Mary Jane and that vice proved to be in-tense. So intense, he might as well been smoking Marlboro Menthol’s.

Considering his body was as good as it was, I did struggle a little. But up close, you could tell the lie he expounds online — that he’s in his thirties. He’s not. He’s in his mid-forties. Now I happen to be in my mid-forties and it wouldn’t have stopped me from engaging him. But what the photos do not show is that the blond hairs are really more silver than gold.

He had a bit more sag than we can see and more wrinkles.

Nonetheless, Bryan is extraordinarily good looking. And he does have a good personality, if a bit chatty. He’d build up some good sexual tension then break it with a conversation. Not something I’d expect, except perhaps he wanted it to happen because he doesn’t “fuck” with massage clients. I’d need to be a different client for that — in particular, one for his RentBoy.com profile Open-New-Window-External.

As expected, his massage lacked detailed technique and focus. He’d get distracted and not quite go symmetrically. With most massage therapists, they’d work on the left side for a while then the right for an equal amount of time. Not so with Bryan. That lack of focus really cut into his value of points.

But his good looks and nice personality does make up for some of it.

In the end, because he did get me off with a little oral action, he charged me extra. Not something I thought was fair since his constant chatter never took advantage of the opportunity to build up some sexual tension. I know we’re in an odd, awkward situation, but for goodness sake, we can generate a little sexual tension.

Bryan-Kelly-Massage-Atlanta-2That said, he is a nice guy and his ability at massage isn’t completely horrible. He’d greatly benefit in a professional table investment, allowing him to put some pressure on the client. He’d also better be able to identify problem areas that need work in the therapeutic portions of the time.

And like Antonio Opens new window of a page on this blog, where pricing keeps changing, Bryan needs to choose a rate and stick to it. If he needs to resort to oral to getting a guy off, pricing doesn’t go up $50 because his hand skills can’t seem to work enough magic.

Truth was he just didn’t shut the fuck up long enough and let me concentrate on his body. His mouth kept opening and instead I kept hearing too much crap rather than butch sex talk.

What Do You Think of Bryan Kelly?

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