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The Plea of ‘Please Fuck Me’

The Plea of ‘Please Fuck Me’

I turned 46 this year. Apparently, it’s one of those watershed moments in a gay man’s sexual career.

I’ve had them before. When I turned 31, it happened. Suddenly, the immature men in their youthful twenties weren’t interested in IMing me on AOL — hey folks, this is before the wide open world of the Internet. I know most of you kiddos missed that whole world where we didn’t hook up without hook-up sites, apps and Craigslist.

It occurred again at 36 when I no longer met the 19-35 threshold.

And now I’ve skipped beyond 45 and suddenly, everything ancient is new.

We’re into begging territory.

Daddies aren’t asking me to fuck him. Grandpa is. I get more pleas of “please fuck me” from men in their sixties than ever before. It’s not that I won’t fuck a man born in the 1940s. I will. But let’s get a few things out of the way.

  1. Don’t ask if you don’t mean it. Begging me to fuck you when you’re 100-plus miles away doesn’t do shit for either one of us. I’m pretty much tired of the message when there’s no fucking way you’re coming to Atlanta and I’m surely not dragging my ass to Timbuktu, South Africa. My answer now is just to ignore the dumb fuck or answer, “Okay. Come on over.”
  2. Don’t lie. Recently I did choose to fuck a child of the 1940s, but he lied, lied and lied again. He sent a bogus photograph (granted of another man in his early sixties) who had an incredible cock and a decent body. But he also said he didn’t smoke and, bingo, dumb ass, I smelled it the moment he walked in. I also enjoyed the fresher smell as he left the building.
  3. Don’t let this give you hope. If you’re old, chances are I won’t fuck you. Look, I know I’m fucking old. That’s the thing… we’re both old. But I’d much rather fuck down than fuck up. Since this is a top world, I get to pick where I plant my seed and it’s still in a tight young ass. Speaking of which, I’ve got some advice for you old farts.
  4. Gravity is not your friend. Look sweetie, if you’re going to take a picture of your saggy ass, I appreciate the honesty in advertising that you shoot that shot with you standing up. But when those ass cheeks look like they’re swinging at the back of your knees, we’ve got a problem Houston. Lie down and hire a professional photographer to re-position those cheeks into place.
  5. HemorroidsHemorrhoids do not build character. Maybe you do want to show off that cumload spilling out your ass, but three loads spilling out do not make up for the bulges around your pucker that look like you’ve had out-of-control Botox injections. Tuck that shit inside or simply don’t send me those photos.
  6. Grooming costs money, but it’s worth it. Look, at 46, I can tell you I’ve got hair growing out of places I never thought I’d have hair. I fucking hate that my stylist doubles as the waxer for my earlobes. But my cute, young thing earns an extra twenty for ripping that shit out. And that strange pubic puff at the small of my back? Well, let’s just say, no one has to see that, even though the only people seeing my back are massage therapists.

All that said, stop the madness. You want fucked by me, be honest, upfront and nearby.

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April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

double-bag-it-douchebagI lied Opens new window of a page on this blog. April Fools!

When I posted earlier on April 1 that I was going safe — so safe I’d begin double bagging my cock for fucking — it was nothing more than an April Fools joke.

Oh come on. Did you read it? I wrote I would fuck all for the bottom’s pleasure!

When in the fuck would I do that?

Just a little humor. Sometimes I let things get a little too heavy around here.

Here’s to spring. Let’s hope this winter shit and all the cold is behind us.

Maximum Impact

ethyl chloride aerosolMaximum Impact

RECOMMENDED FOR
ADVANCED USERS ONLY

Chemically, Maximum Impact and its sister aerosol cousins bear no resemblance to poppers Opens new window of a page on this blog. Poppers are in the nitrite family and arrive in liquid form. Max Impact is an aerosol and is commonly known as an ethyl chloride, but in today’s chemical terms, a chloroethane Open-New-Window-External. You might recognize this class of products as the duster for your computer or a local anesthesia that a doctor may use before cutting off a skin tag or wart.

The most noticeable part of chloroethanes are the chilling effect when sprayed for a period of time.

Even more chilling: Inhale them too much, and you could die.

I didn’t know this fact when I tried Max Impact, which is sprayed into a rag or wash cloth and then held up to your face or mouth and breathed in deeply. As I took a whiff, taking in the sickly sweet scent against my now cold face, I felt almost nothing.

Well maybe a slight tingle.

Chloroethanes act as a central nervous system system depressant. In other words, it lessens all sensations of your body. While poppers enhance sensations, chloroethanes deaden the sensations.

Not at all what I use poppers to experience.

In the end, I find Maximum Impact actually deadens the impact of any fun and, frankly, makes for a less enhanced experienced.

[alert style=”red”] Should any chlorothane become 15 percent or more of the air you breathe, it could be deadly. As a safety precaution, always use these products with a friend nearby to monitor your use to remove the rag from your face. [/alert]

 

one-out-of-five-stars rating

How do you like Maximum Impact? Rate this product by clicking the stars rating on this page! You can also comment below and post your own review. 

Pros

I can find no quality that makes it qualify as a popper

Cons

Could be deadly, it deadens all sensations.

 

Where to get Maximum Impact

PictureBrite.com Open-New-Window-External

 

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Revised and Updated Guide to Poppers

Maximum Impact Deadens the Sensations of Sex

ethyl chloride aerosol

Welcome to a new review of poppers — well, technically, I don’t consider this a popper. Thanks to a reader who wrote asking about it after reading the updated Guide to Poppers Opens new window of a page on this blog. It’s a good question. So I decided to add it and explain myself.

Maximum Impact

RECOMMENDED FOR
ADVANCED USERS ONLY

Chemically, Maximum Impact and its sister aerosol cousins bear no resemblance to poppers Opens new window of a page on this blog. Poppers are in the nitrite family and arrive in liquid form. Max Impact is an aerosol and is commonly known as an ethyl chloride, but in today’s chemical terms, a chloroethane Open-New-Window-External. You might recognize this class of products as the duster for your computer or a local anesthesia that a doctor may use before cutting off a skin tag or wart.

The most noticeable part of chloroethanes are the chilling effect when sprayed for a period of time.

Even more chilling: Inhale them too much, and you could die.

I didn’t know this fact when I tried Max Impact, which is sprayed into a rag or wash cloth and then held up to your face or mouth and breathed in deeply. As I took a whiff, taking in the sickly sweet scent against my now cold face, I felt almost nothing.

Well maybe a slight tingle.

Chloroethanes act as a central nervous system system depressant. In other words, it lessens all sensations of your body. While poppers enhance sensations, chloroethanes deaden the sensations.

Not at all what I use poppers to experience.

In the end, I find Maximum Impact actually deadens the impact of any fun and, frankly, makes for a less enhanced experienced.

[alert style=”red”] Should any chlorothane become 15 percent or more of the air you breathe, it could be deadly. As a safety precaution, always use these products with a friend nearby to monitor your use to remove the rag from your face. [/alert]

 

one-out-of-five-stars rating

How do you like Maximum Impact? Rate this product by clicking the stars rating on this page! You can also comment below and post your own review. 

Pros

I can find no quality that makes it qualify as a popper

Cons

Could be deadly, it deadens all sensations.

 

Where to get Maximum Impact

PictureBrite.com Open-New-Window-External

 

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Chris Front, TIM's Newest Bareback Top from the United Kingdom

Bend Over for Chris Front

iBLASTinside’s First Bareback Porn Star Profile with Treasure Island Media’s Newest Brit Top

If you’re in the UK and you’re a bottom, versatile or ever let your ankles float toward the ceiling once in a while, your asshole is about to twitch. Fuck, I’ll admit it. My pucker twitched a few times during my conversation with Chris Front, and the Atlantic Ocean separates us.

iBLASTinside's Bareback Porn Star Profile

Treasure Island Media’s Liam Cole found this Dominant man and cast him in a couple of movies. We connected up online and he’s the first ever of iBLASTinside’s Bareback Porn Star Profile.

You’ve got to read the interview with him. While doing porn happened to be on this 34-year-old’s bucket list, he’s far from kicking anything but the ass of the men he fucks. And apparently, he fucks ass hard… like a certain beast of the jungle.

Check out the Rapid Fire Q&A followed by a link over to the complete interview. And if your ass doesn’t twitch a time or two, you might need to see a doctor. In fact, I think that’s one of the outfits a certain Dominant escort in Britain might offer…

Read the complete Bareback Porn Star Profile with Chris Front…

 

Rapid Fire Q&A

 

What gets your dick hard?

When my boyfriend plants it in the back of my throat

 

What makes your hole twitch?

A man who knows what being Dominant is really about.

 

What turns you off?

Feminine guys

 

What’s your favorite curse word or phrase?

“I’m gonna fuck you in the fuckin’ pussy, you cunt!”

 

When did you start barebacking?

On and off throughout my sex life; more dedicated from 2010 post-diagnosis

 

Who is your favorite porn star?

Either Chris Duffy or Tom Lord

 

Read the complete Bareback Porn Star Profile with Chris Front…

          

 Getting in touch with Chris Front…

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