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I Am An Ordinary Guy And A Big Ole Geek

I Am An Ordinary Guy And A Big Ole Geek

I am an ordinary guy and a big ole geek. I never proclaimed myself to be anything more or less.

Okay. Maybe I am a stud. And I don’t mean a stud in some amorphous sense that one looks at a hot guy and goes, “Damn, he’s a stud.” I also don’t mean the term you might find in some urban dictionary where it refers to a general bad ass.

I am the animal kingdom version of a stud.

Definition: “An animal retained for breeding.”

Those who give me half a chance to get hard and shove my cock into their hole realize two things:

1. This guy has a very hard cock.

2. This guy knows how to fuck.

Given time, a third thing happens.

3. He breeds.

Knock on wood — primarily, my own — that’s what happens.

My blog here makes no secret of who I am and the type of person I happen to be. I should work out more. I’m not hugely fat. I have one tattoo. I wear geek glasses. I am not stud looking.

Bottom-BrainiacImagine my surprise when this fucking brainiac arrives at my door and says he’s confused who I actually am. Apparently, he’d confused me with some of the porn images on my website.

As he explained — in trying to leave and not have to see me naked — he’d assumed I was the beefy, tattooed guy who was fucking on my site.

Now I went through the last several entries. For the most part, all the porn stuff is labeled. So let’s say the dumb ass can read (but after chatting with him a bit, I’m not sure about that).

It leaves us with the escort entries on Chris, formerly of Detroit, formerly of Orlando, now I think he’s back in Detroit.

This means genius-in-muscles actually thought I was a bottom who was going to fuck him.

I didn’t fuck him because he wanted a pass. And who am I to rape the unwilling (and someone who’s six-f00t-six and got enough muscles to break me in half).

Truth be told, I got this beautiful, muscular Hispanic man with a gorgeous ass who came preloaded with two other loads that gave his ass this tangy taste!

But that’s another story.

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Ignore the Fake & Listen to the ‘Real’ Interview with Co-Founder of the Bareback Brotherhood

Ignore the Fake & Listen to the ‘Real’ Interview with Co-Founder of the Bareback Brotherhood

A webcast and podcast is out claiming to be hosting an interview with the “founder” of the Bareback Brotherhood, a confederation of more than 8,000 men worldwide who believe bareback sex is a legitimate option for them.

Unfortunately, it’s actually a parody. Using a poorly impersonated voice of Smeagol from the “Lord of the Rings” movie trilogy and “The Hobbit,” the hosts of the show imply a variety of erroneous statements both about myself, the Bareback Brotherhood, barebacking in general and the practice of stealthing.

This sensationalistic effort to get their little piddly podcast off to a start might work, especially since they’ve inundated Twitter with the #BBBH hashtag and seem to be legitimately interviewing me or my fellow co-founders, @GaPozAthens Follow on Twitter and @Ch4sUK Follow on Twitter.

Had these assholes bothered to e-mail me (since they based a chunk of their so-called comedy routine on my Top 10 Stealthing Tips Opens new window of a page on this blog), I might have actually spoken to them. I have done interviews before with podcasts, namely Distorted View Daily Open-New-Window-External, which you can still listen to my controversial conversation.

But they were afraid of having a real conversation where I might ask them the hard-edged questions I ask of every condom Nazi who seems to disapprove — especially the one former “HIV educator.”

Oh, the tales I could tell you of fucking men who work in HIV education. If I were to go on BarebackRT.com Open-New-Window-External and simply highlight all the HIV educators, my friends at BBRT would lose so much money from loss of membership.

Ignore the current claims of an interview of a “founder of the BBBH.” There’s only Co-Founders. And the only one with an interview right now can be found with Distorted View Daily Open-New-Window-External.

 

Ramses or TheBestHands or TheBestHandsGa

TheBestHands Works Out the Knots

Ramses

Available on MasseurFinder.com as TheBestHandsGa Open-New-Window-External and TheBestHands Open-New-Window-External
Email Ramses at MassagesByRamses@gmail.com mail
Also advertises on Craigslist.org in Therapeutic Services Open-New-Window-External

ramses-chest Highlights

bullet 32 year old, Latino, smooth, toned, 5-foot 8-inch, black hair, light goatee, non-smoker
bullet Massages in his briefs
bullet Deep tissue & Swedish combination with hot stones, cranial sacral & trigger point elements
bullet Massages on a table in a clean, serene space dedicated to massage
bullet 60 minutes for $80 or 90 minutes for $120 (in call) every day but Sunday
bullet Located in northwestern Atlanta/Buckhead between I-85 and Highway 400 near Lenox inside a gated apartment community
bullet Ramses has roommates but good privacy
bullet Happy endings as a hand-job

four-out-of-five-stars rating

Sometimes it’s about the massage.

In the past, I’ve just been lucky in my distant past to have massage therapists who give great massage and happy endings Opens new window of a page on this blog, but it’s been a while since that happened. Since then, I’ve been on a search for the perfect combination.

I’ll admit. For a while, I settled on a straight therapist who gave great massage but never touched my dick. My happy ending happened to be when he cradled my head in his broad hands and did something with his finger tips to seemingly cause tingles down my spine then he’d balance my Chakras. Now I’m not much of one for such bullshit, but I’ll admit I actually felt something and I felt better.

ramses-IIWhen I saw Ramses ad, I felt a little tingle too, but not in the same places as the straight guy.

I always like the exotics, that’s no secret. Ramses didn’t seem stuck-up, like a lot of the other guys. His rates were reasonable and he answered all my questions, assuring he was indeed trained in massage.

His massage space was well-lit and warm with one of those running water meditation things. Ramses was shy, or so it seemed. He didn’t try to engage in conversation at all other than asking me if I had any issues.

He stripped down to briefs. But his large nipples and naturally smooth, taught body proved to be a joy to watch (at least when I was face up).

The room was warm, linens clean and smelled fresh without some overpowering scent.

His hands weren’t large but I’ve got to tell you, those fingers found their way into some deep knots. His deep tissue techniques were truly deep to the point of getting a little painful. But when he really reached into some painful moments with his fingers and elbow, he would let his other hand venture to my butt cheeks and down toward my taint.

Pain and pleasure.

That mixture truly worked and reminded me to take deep breaths through it.

As our time progressed, he progressively got more sensual. Unfortunately, my hand would brush against him as well and I could sense this was something he did not like (which I later confirmed). Although he would tolerate mutual touch, his preference was to work on his client.

No problem, of course except that he had one of those bodies one might want to touch.

He did venture into my crack but his fingers barely touched my bunghole, even as I’d told him that I showered prior to my arrival. This seems to be a trend among most massage therapists. Unless he advertises prostate massage, he’ll stay away from the asshole. I don’t get why just touching it is so verboten.

When I flipped over, Ramses provided some terrific cranial sacral therapy beginning with just a touch of aromatherapy to open up my sinuses (which can get clogged when you’re face-down for an hour). He also integrated a little trigger point into this and I found that I started to relax nicely.

He worked on my arms and legs more before heading toward my cock to get intensely sensual. I did ask him to take off his shorts at this point. He hesitated but obliged so I got a wonderful view of his ass. He clenched his ass so my fingertips never accidentally ventured too deep. His uncut cock never really inflated any, showing me just how uninterested he happened to be in me and why he seemed to pull away.

Nothing close to oral ever happened and despite my assurance that my nipples provided absolutely no stimulation, his non-jacking hand seemed to work on my upper body. I’d informed Ramses that my erotic spots were all around my nutsack but maybe the language barrier prevented him from getting my concept.

Nonetheless, after 90 minutes of relaxation, touching and attention by a man with a gorgeous body and his expert manipulation of my cock, I found myself on the edge without any poppers.

When I cum, I begin shooting copious amounts early before I actually experience the orgasm. My cockhead swells and a lot of white spunk begins to spill out. He suddenly wants to stop. I encourage him on. He barely jerks me though it before he’s out the door, headed to bathroom to clean his hands.

Um…. you can’t get anything from jerking a guy off.

The boy was afraid of cum.

Forget about fucking him (or him fucking you, although he’s definitely a bottom).

And I was a little disappointed by the ending. But as I considered the whole experience, I realized just how competent Ramses happened to be. Impressively so. His massage truly provides “relief” from life’s stresses. His handjob work got me off sans poppers and I enjoyed it. If he relaxed a little and didn’t fear the sperm, it would be perfect.

Who am I kidding? It would be perfect if he sat on my cock.

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Antonio: Hot Latino But He Can’t Massage

Antonio: Hot Latino But He Can’t Massage

Hot Latino, Lackluster Massage Session

Antonio Silva

Profile on Manworks.com as Antonio Silva Open-New-Window-External
His online cell is listed as (404) 969-6008
Also advertises on Craigslist.org in Therapeutic Services Open-New-Window-External

Highlights

bullet 26 years old, Dominican and Brazilian,  6 foot 3 inch, 195 pounds, naturally smooth
bullet Massages nude if you pay him an additional $10
bullet Claims several modalities including deep tissue, Thai and Swedish; each modality costs an extra $20 beyond the base Swedish
bullet Massages on table or floor; space is his bedroom and cluttered, not dedicated to massage
bullet 
I-85 near Clairmont Road, just off Northeast Expressway; sketchy The Avenues Apartment complex

one-and-a-half stars out of five rating

I visited Antonio one day after work. He lived in an inexpensive apartment complex just off Interstate 85 (just like Daved Opens a new window from this blog) with at least two other Latino men, neither of whom were as good-looking as him. Antonio stood at least six-foot-three and very smooth. His apartment was a wreck and his room wasn’t tidy at all. From my arrival, he began “up-selling” me.

The massage was $60 but him naked would be another $10. For another $20, we could get one of the other Latinos to join in (and another $10 for the Latino to be naked). On it went.

I did ask for Antonio to be naked. His body proved to be beautiful. However, his dick would hang limply throughout our time together.

His massage lacked finesse or any true technique. He’d obviously not been trained, if at all. I paid an extra $20 for what he called a “Thai” massage. Fuck if all he did was slick us up with Neutrogena body oil and rubbed our bodies together with no thought, no sensuality, no effort to make a connection with me.

Anytime an ad says, “no rushing,” you can bet that he rushes. And he does. I didn’t get anywhere close to the promised amount of time as he had someone else coming over.

While I was promised the happy ending, his skill in touch and sensitivity also lacked in ability to jerk off. He didn’t offer any oral, although I thought at some point he’d say for another $20, I could get a blowjob and another $50 I could get anal. His ass happened to be gorgeous and I’d actually coughed up the cash if ass would have been on the table.

It wasn’t. He probably just wanted me out of there.

He seemed a little indignant when I refused to jerk myself off when he wasn’t successful. Didn’t matter anyway because someone who couldn’t pretend to be interested in me for a half an hour and acted so interested in the man coming a little later wasn’t worth a load.

I left, unsatisfied and never planning to visit again, which is sad considering just how good-looking he happens to be.

What Do You Think?

Rate Antonio if you’ve been to him by clicking the star rating on this page.

Also take a moment to write you own UNCENSORED review below in the comments section. Unlike the massage sites, iBLASTinside.com prints all reviews, negative and positive.

 

One of Antonio’s Ads from Atlanta’s Craigslist, Therapeutic Section

 

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Of Fakes and Real People

Of Fakes and Real People

A special post for my little Chicago bitch Opens a new window from this blog.

According to the Chicago Kik friend, who doesn’t exist on Kik anymore, the two larger photos above are of half brothers with whom he fucked. Or so he said.

Upon receiving the photos, within moments I knew the story wasn’t true.

My little secret (which really isn’t a secret) is that one can search on images. The top left image is all over the place. And when I mean all over the place, I mean ALL OVER THE PLACE. It’s one of those shots that becomes prolific and earns wings.

The top right, well, I know who it is and it’s not a half brother and he certainly didn’t fuck him in Chicago.

I’ve placed four more images of the same young man, who happens to be straight and live in Texas.

His name is Reid. Shout out to his Tumblr, TheHeartIsKing.Tumblr.com Link Opens in a New Window.

Reid is smart, including several photos of himself on his page. Anyone doing an image search will quickly discover the truth about who the man in the photo happens to be.

                

As you know, I do not normally show faces. The first image is one of someone who’s available readily on the internet already. The second is someone who puts himself out there because he’s a photographer. I’m actually able to give him credit. He’s got his own Tumblr page Link Opens in a New Window and I’m able to refer you all to it so you can legitimately visit it and jerk off there.

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