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If you didn’t figure it out…

If you didn’t figure it out…

I’m not going celibate.

The last post included a hint.

“Apostolic Pentecostal Rectory of Internal Light on Forsyth Industrial Road in South Tucker.”

Take all capital letters: APRIL FIRST.

Happy April Fools.

April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

double-bag-it-douchebagI lied Opens new window of a page on this blog. April Fools!

When I posted earlier on April 1 that I was going safe — so safe I’d begin double bagging my cock for fucking — it was nothing more than an April Fools joke.

Oh come on. Did you read it? I wrote I would fuck all for the bottom’s pleasure!

When in the fuck would I do that?

Just a little humor. Sometimes I let things get a little too heavy around here.

Here’s to spring. Let’s hope this winter shit and all the cold is behind us.

The Problem with Bisexuals

The Problem with Bisexuals

I’ve never truly believed in bisexuals. Okay, I believe people can be bisexual, but I don’t think men teeter-totter in the center between straight and gay.

As I wrote when I broke down the male population, Kinsey’s scale creates the only perfect spot in the middle of purely heterosexual (a zero) and purely homosexual (a six) if you place it at 3½. Most men will end up at a 3 or a 4, not directly in the middle.

Alas, that brings me to the spot I am now with a young man with whom I am debating. He so much wants to be used and abused as a bottom on his gay side yet maintain his use of women on his straight. He likes to think he can teeter-totter between the two worlds.

Or better yet, he thinks he can make a choice and then abide by it.

It’s as if someone who enjoys both pizza and cheeseburgers when, one day, he chooses to only eat cheeseburgers and avoid pizza for the rest of his life. Can he truly make such a transition?

Of course not.

I mean, bisexuals are pigs. There’s nothing hotter than a bi boy begging for your load — unless it’s a straight boy. But somehow fooling yourself into thinking you’ll actually join our club full-time is bullshit.

Now why am I not coming down hard on this little fucker and claiming he’s just another closet case who needs to get honest? Cause the honest truth is he’s fucked 10 times more girls than guys who have fucked him. It’s disappointing. If I had easy access, I’d try to train him into a cum-craving bottom like he should be.

But my best talent is a good read. And what I read is someone in conflict who won’t go quietly into a full-time life as a Kinsey 6.

This one, we lose.

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Travel Diary: Be My Cum Dump for a Week While in Las Vegas

Travel Diary: Be My Cum Dump for a Week While in Las Vegas

I am seeking a cum dump for a full week.

I will be in Las Vegas for a week and, like everyone else, I like my share of fun. But at some points, I’m going to be so damned busy it’s going to be impossible for me to attempt to find, procure and assure I’ve got ass to breed.

That’s where My Cum Dump comes in.

I need reliable ass in Las Vegas. Someone who will arrive at my hotel on a  nightly basis, suck me hard and then take my cock which ever way I want it… usually I like the bottom to sit on it a ride for a bit before lying down flat on their stomach for me to mount like a bitch and breed deep.

It would be particularly nice if the cum dump in question would guide me to the more sleazy spots in Sin City (please, you know they’re there), help procure other bottoms to breed (maybe even trick a few) and follow my instruction on the number of loads they might need to have in their ass before I see them that evening (I might like a pristine ass while I might be in the mood to churn it up with 10 other loads).

I want to help my cum dump get more loads. I want my cum dump to help me experience the best Las Vegas has to offer.

Hit me up if you’re in Vegas and interested in becoming My Cum Dump for a week in April. Here are some requirements:

  • Non-smoker.
  • Generally fit, healthy, athletic or beefy.
  • Bottom (obviously) or mostly bottom.
  • Be in his twenties or early thirties.
  • Reliable and not a flake.
  • 100% Barebacker.

Some other things of consideration:

  • I have a thing for ethnicity, especially Asian. But every race is welcome.
  • I personally don’t use drugs but have nothing against it. Just don’t be a tweaked out fool.
  • I do love poppers.
  • Don’t be the jealous sort. You’ll get many loads from me, but I hope to inject a few other assholes while out there.
  • I will be writing about you here but will respect your privacy as much as you’d prefer.

If you’re seriously interested and meet the requirements, please e-mail me as soon as possible at iblastinside@gmail.com. You need to include photos of yourself (face, body), your stats and a way to get in touch.

I’m completely serious about finding a bottom cum companion while in Las Vegas. Would be especially cool if it were a Bareback Brotherhood (BBBH) member.

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Just a Confirmation

I like dick. I like dick and ass. I like guys. I like chests. I like pecs. I like arm with hair and muscles. When I kiss — if I kiss — the scruff and scratch on the face turns me on. Nothing lint injecting my hot manjuice into a hot hole that will never, ever produce a cunt turd… oops, I meant baby.

I like men.

I like men of all types.

I like to breed man ass.

Yuck girl pussy.

You guessed it. No need for depression. Yesterday was a big April’s Fool.