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I Am An Ordinary Guy And A Big Ole Geek

I Am An Ordinary Guy And A Big Ole Geek

I am an ordinary guy and a big ole geek. I never proclaimed myself to be anything more or less.

Okay. Maybe I am a stud. And I don’t mean a stud in some amorphous sense that one looks at a hot guy and goes, “Damn, he’s a stud.” I also don’t mean the term you might find in some urban dictionary where it refers to a general bad ass.

I am the animal kingdom version of a stud.

Definition: “An animal retained for breeding.”

Those who give me half a chance to get hard and shove my cock into their hole realize two things:

1. This guy has a very hard cock.

2. This guy knows how to fuck.

Given time, a third thing happens.

3. He breeds.

Knock on wood — primarily, my own — that’s what happens.

My blog here makes no secret of who I am and the type of person I happen to be. I should work out more. I’m not hugely fat. I have one tattoo. I wear geek glasses. I am not stud looking.

Bottom-BrainiacImagine my surprise when this fucking brainiac arrives at my door and says he’s confused who I actually am. Apparently, he’d confused me with some of the porn images on my website.

As he explained — in trying to leave and not have to see me naked — he’d assumed I was the beefy, tattooed guy who was fucking on my site.

Now I went through the last several entries. For the most part, all the porn stuff is labeled. So let’s say the dumb ass can read (but after chatting with him a bit, I’m not sure about that).

It leaves us with the escort entries on Chris, formerly of Detroit, formerly of Orlando, now I think he’s back in Detroit.

This means genius-in-muscles actually thought I was a bottom who was going to fuck him.

I didn’t fuck him because he wanted a pass. And who am I to rape the unwilling (and someone who’s six-f00t-six and got enough muscles to break me in half).

Truth be told, I got this beautiful, muscular Hispanic man with a gorgeous ass who came preloaded with two other loads that gave his ass this tangy taste!

But that’s another story.

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Grade F Ass, Ugly Male Ass

Unsatisfactory Ass

After my debacle of a day Opens a new window from this blog, I needed ass. That simple. Ass on the brain. I’m on the constant hunt.

I never should go with desperation. Thursday night, I’d been tempted just to jack off — a personal policy I’d promised myself I’d avoid, opting instead to insert all my cum into bottoms. When Friday rolled around, a solid week had passed since my last breeding. That’s unusual for a guy used to breeding three to four holes on average every week.

Again I searched and ended up with a last resort choice. It wasn’t until I pulled up at his driveway did I realize I’d fucked this guy like six months prior. I’d never came back by for his stalkerish behavior, beginning me to come back.

Well, that’s what I recalled.

I went inside as he waited naked. I popped open my jeans and let him suck me hard. He did a slightly better than average job with that and then backed his ass up and eased onto my cock.

I fucked. He tried to move with my fucking but rather than being in opposition to my thrusts, he moved with my thrusts. That meant my cock just moved a few inches rather than the full six or even seven. He never clenched down and, with the snort of his poppers, each one would cause his hole to loosen its grip a little more.

After a phone call from “his boss,” who interrupted our fucking for a couple of minutes because the “wifi at work went down,” I resumed the fucking, snorted my poppers and blew a load in his ass.

Rather than an intensity and feeling of relief, it felt more like a sneeze. My cock came out and he licked it clean. He commented it seemed harder than ever.

“Oh, it stays hard,” I said.

And while that’s true, my cockhead isn’t usually flared after I shoot.

I was unsatisfied.

I’d shot a load because I needed to do so. Had this guy been anywhere close to good or hot, I’d stayed and fucked him again. Fuck, if his ass could have gripped my cock with some decency (and he had porn that wasn’t from 1988), I’d got off again. But instead, I zipped up and left.

Now any e-mails from that address go right into my trash.

In case you wondered, not all my encounters are great or even good.

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I Faked It With You

I Faked It With You

If you’ve ever wondered why…

  • … your fuck never showed up on this blog.
  • … I didn’t call you back for a second fuck.
  • … you didn’t notice a lot of (or any) cum in your ass.
  • … I didn’t say “thanks” or give you a thumbs up.
  • … I pulled out, zipped up and walked away.

It’s probably because I faked it.

Like women, men can fake it too. It’s not like porn. I’m not pulling out for the money shot. A little Kegel work and you can learn to make your cock throb. Truth is, I can even inject a decent amount a precum if I want.

But often, I’ll just pick up the pace, breath a little heavy and get it done cause your ass isn’t worth the trouble.

Yes. I fake it.

No all the time, mind you. I’m pretty good at sniffing out bad ass. And sometimes it’s just that. Bad ass often smells bad. I’m not just talking the smell of shit, which can be fucking horrible.

Every once in a while, I get to fuck a piece of prime top ass. Tops, as I can attest both as one and one who has fucked many, do not have the know-how or experience to clean properly.

As I like to occasionally say, if you’re going to fuck ass, you’re going to have to put up with a little shit every once in a while.

But bad ass has another kind of stink to it. It’s an overused stench of ass juices, soured cum, unwashed dildos, diarrhea and vomit.

Not all bad ass stinks literally. Sometimes, the ass just stinks proverbially.

How can I explain this? Look, I’ve fucked men who are pigs with a loose asses. I’ve fucked tight asses on men. When you bareback, the connection between men is deeper. We’re skin-to-skin and that means you can’t always put up a barrier.

I’m not saying it’s some sort of “strings attached” fuck. But sometimes, you’ve got to tie a shoelace or two with the thought it’s going to get untied a little later.

Oh, and just to make a point, if you suck at sucking cock and don’t get to fucking quickly… well, that’s a problem too.