Tag Archives: April Fools’ Day

If you didn’t figure it out…

If you didn’t figure it out…

I’m not going celibate.

The last post included a hint.

“Apostolic Pentecostal Rectory of Internal Light on Forsyth Industrial Road in South Tucker.”

Take all capital letters: APRIL FIRST.

Happy April Fools.

April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

double-bag-it-douchebagI lied Opens new window of a page on this blog. April Fools!

When I posted earlier on April 1 that I was going safe — so safe I’d begin double bagging my cock for fucking — it was nothing more than an April Fools joke.

Oh come on. Did you read it? I wrote I would fuck all for the bottom’s pleasure!

When in the fuck would I do that?

Just a little humor. Sometimes I let things get a little too heavy around here.

Here’s to spring. Let’s hope this winter shit and all the cold is behind us.