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April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

double-bag-it-douchebagI lied Opens new window of a page on this blog. April Fools!

When I posted earlier on April 1 that I was going safe — so safe I’d begin double bagging my cock for fucking — it was nothing more than an April Fools joke.

Oh come on. Did you read it? I wrote I would fuck all for the bottom’s pleasure!

When in the fuck would I do that?

Just a little humor. Sometimes I let things get a little too heavy around here.

Here’s to spring. Let’s hope this winter shit and all the cold is behind us.

I Regret I Have Denied Myself Too Long

I am so sorry for misleading you all, dear readers, but I must admit that the rumors that have been circulating are indeed true. I have tried for so long to deny it. I have tried to continue with the charade. Alas, I cannot.

So I must admit the truth. I must step out into the world and be who I am. I hope you all can find it in your hearts to forgive me and, eventually, support me.

It may take time. I understand.

So here it goes.

I love pussy.

Not man pussy. Pussy pussy. This pussy.


My fascination started as purely academic but it has grown more carnal and now I crave it. Day and night. I want to eat it, lick it, love it, suck it and fuck it.

I love pussy.

Of course, I only love it safely, with latex dental dams and I only fuck using condoms.

Please, all of you, find it in your hearts to love pussy with me.

Pussy power.