So many men, so few condoms. Thank goodness.
About a decade ago, these two female friends of mine were getting a little drunk and having a debate during a party my former partner and I hosted (yes, I’ve been in a few serious relationships). Being the polite host, I was mingling around and checking on my guests and happened to interrupt this conversation. In it, the ladies were having a slut-off — debating who was sluttier. One had been with 20-plus men and the other with almost 30. The question came from how to count blowjobs.
I just looked at the two with humor, as if staring at a couple of kindergarten children arguing over a toy.
“Girls, girls,” I said. “When you get to triple digits, give me a call. Until then, there’s nothing slutty about either one of you.”
I’m a lucky man. In my lifetime, I’ve fucked thousands of men and sampled so many assholes, it would take another lifetime to recount them all. But I do obviously write about many of them.
With an Internet full of fuck-ups, flakes and fakes, it’s sometimes hard to tell the difference between what’s real and what’s bullshit. So I’m offering a place to put a few worthwhile men. I can honestly say here that these men are legit and worth the time.
This is iBLASTinside’s Broken Virginity Seal of Approval.
If you want on the list — especially if I’ve fucked you in the past — let me know.
Men I’ve Fucked
These are men I have fucked. With these men, I can honestly speak to an experience and endorse them in some way, shape or form.
Geographic Location: Washington, D.C.
Online Location: BarebackRT
Position: Versatile Bottom
Basic Statistics: Late 20s, 6 feet even, 170 pounds, toned muscular build, Caucasian, thick dark brown hair, brown eyes, a bit of hair, perfect ass, non-smoker, average cock size, below the waist
Looks: If you’re someone who goes for that dark, handsome look, he’ll rate a 9½ easy. He prefers though men concentrate on his ass, which is easily a 10.
Rate his ass: Muscular melons with just a touch of fuzz, the pucker on his hole is easily accessible and entry can be gained with just a bit of spit. His ability to open and allow access is remarkable and the way his ass walls contour to a cock is perfection.
Proclivities: If you are lucky enough to get a chance at breeding him, it will be an impersonal pump and dump. Don’t expect more and enjoy that experience. It doesn’t matter if you’re a hot, muscular god of perfection or a smooth toned frat boy twink with a 9-inch cock or a hairy millionaire daddy with a beer can thick prick that shoots diamond globs of cum. He works for loads and on the nights he’s working for cum, he has them lined up. When I bred him, I was the third load in one night and the sixth load in another.
Position: Versatile to Versatile Bottom
Basic Statistics: Late 20s, 5 feet 2 inches, 120 pounds, athletic build, Asian, black hair (short), chocolate eyes, naturally smooth, perfect ass, non-smoker, average cock size, below the waist piercings
Current status: Negative
Looks: Extraordinarily cute and innocent but devilishly good in the sack; a pocket gay, my bias for Asians wants to rate him higher, but he’s a 8 to 8½ in looks.
Rate his ass: Smooth, plump, perfect, responsive. He may fist but I am so very impressed with his control. First, it’s tasty, like an exotic fruit. Second, he can milk a cock like there’s no tomorrow. Third, he loves taking cum.
Proclivities: No impersonal pumps-n-dumps for this guy (and why would you want to). He’s an extended play only kind of guy and worth every moment. His wild streak reaches deep into BDSM territory where he’s technically a switch. He loves getting fisted (and can self fist, which I’ve witnessed this remarkable act). His fetish for athletic footwear makes fucking around with him particularly fun.
Update on GayEthicalSlut
It’s like a before and after photo.
The photo is two years ago and the one here is from recently on his Twitter feed.
I think this pocket gay is hotter than ever!