April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

April Fools! Who The Fuck Would Believe I’d Go Safe?

double-bag-it-douchebagI lied Opens new window of a page on this blog. April Fools!

When I posted earlier on April 1 that I was going safe — so safe I’d begin double bagging my cock for fucking — it was nothing more than an April Fools joke.

Oh come on. Did you read it? I wrote I would fuck all for the bottom’s pleasure!

When in the fuck would I do that?

Just a little humor. Sometimes I let things get a little too heavy around here.

Here’s to spring. Let’s hope this winter shit and all the cold is behind us.

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  1. He did it for the lulz

  2. Mark, you got me good! And my Sense was that someone would really April Fool me very well. And you were that one.

    Nonetheless, I forgive you for worrying me so, because I really thought something bad was happening to you, or had happened.

    And I fully plan on SMACKING you when we meet, but with love and lust (and force, too).

    BITCH!