If you’ve ever wondered why…
- … your fuck never showed up on this blog.
- … I didn’t call you back for a second fuck.
- … you didn’t notice a lot of (or any) cum in your ass.
- … I didn’t say “thanks” or give you a thumbs up.
- … I pulled out, zipped up and walked away.
It’s probably because I faked it.
Like women, men can fake it too. It’s not like porn. I’m not pulling out for the money shot. A little Kegel work and you can learn to make your cock throb. Truth is, I can even inject a decent amount a precum if I want.
But often, I’ll just pick up the pace, breath a little heavy and get it done cause your ass isn’t worth the trouble.
Yes. I fake it.
No all the time, mind you. I’m pretty good at sniffing out bad ass. And sometimes it’s just that. Bad ass often smells bad. I’m not just talking the smell of shit, which can be fucking horrible.
Every once in a while, I get to fuck a piece of prime top ass. Tops, as I can attest both as one and one who has fucked many, do not have the know-how or experience to clean properly.
As I like to occasionally say, if you’re going to fuck ass, you’re going to have to put up with a little shit every once in a while.
But bad ass has another kind of stink to it. It’s an overused stench of ass juices, soured cum, unwashed dildos, diarrhea and vomit.
Not all bad ass stinks literally. Sometimes, the ass just stinks proverbially.
How can I explain this? Look, I’ve fucked men who are pigs with a loose asses. I’ve fucked tight asses on men. When you bareback, the connection between men is deeper. We’re skin-to-skin and that means you can’t always put up a barrier.
I’m not saying it’s some sort of “strings attached” fuck. But sometimes, you’ve got to tie a shoelace or two with the thought it’s going to get untied a little later.
Oh, and just to make a point, if you suck at sucking cock and don’t get to fucking quickly… well, that’s a problem too.
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