Dear “Straight” Guy,
Today I explained my theory of how men break down into different groups. In fact, I explained the groups to you and outlined them in brief detail.
You asked me what you were. I explained how you were a “True Straight” and you didn’t show up on my Doppler Gaydar.
I must apologize. I lied.
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